I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I lost the right to judge tonight
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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