i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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