She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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