I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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