I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Use "feeling words"
Yay
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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