i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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