Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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