Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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