PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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