My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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