Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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