I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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