come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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