i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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