Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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