Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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