I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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