She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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