She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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