I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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