And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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