apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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