ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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