I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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