Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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