I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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