I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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