Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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