Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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