No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't deserve a penis
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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