We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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