FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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