i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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