Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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