no you cant smoke seaweed
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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