Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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