I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize