READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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