he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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