Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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