Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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