I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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