You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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