ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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