I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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