I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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