went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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