Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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