operation have a gay friend backfired
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
