I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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