pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
foreskin is a definite game changer
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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