Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I think I just sharted jello shots
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