You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think i have herpe
just one?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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