What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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