If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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