We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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