Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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