lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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